Detective McNutkins paused and waited for the Sergeant’s reaction. Maybe he didn’t hear what he said… Spanksman sometimes purposely chewed really loud to tune him out.
“Did you hear me, Sarge? I juked the homicide files, and maybe faked a few crime scenes… thing is, that’s how we’ll keep the wires up! If you just give me some more ti-“
“JESUS H CHRIST MARY MOTHER AND JOSEPH I’M NOT DEAF, SHITBIRD! You better be pulling my leg right now, Detective. Or so help me god, I’m about to put you on some scarecrow watch in the boonies while I blow the Deputy Commish until he finally fires your narrow Irish ass, you fucking nightmare pain in my scrotes!” - Squad Sergeant Spanksman