Spanky the Elder took Young Nutkins to buy some night-vision goggles in Fells Point, thinking they’d get some good late night hustlin’ help with them on.
Spanky was all “Yo, keep these on, and keep a lookout for any po-po.”
And Nutkins was all “YO! EVERYTHING IS GREEN.”
Then Spanky went, “That’s the goggles, son, now just make sure you’ll still be able to keep your red tops and yellow tops apart, don’t get confused by the colors and make sure that’s real cash money they handin’ you, you feel meh?”
And Nutkins was like, “You look like a zombie! YO! Do we look like zombies?? “
And then Spanky just sighed and shook his head. “Fuck this.”