kitteh citteh

stone killa tails from the gritteh citteh, ya feel meh? (AKA cats + "The Wire")

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Nutkins and Spanky are holding a meeting, trying to school the young hoppers about carrying weight for the family at Jessup. Yeah, it’s a few years here and there, but they can earn a nice bump while they’re in. Plus, the Spanky Organization has suction in City Hall, prolly get ‘em out in no time.

Nutkins and Spanky are holding a meeting, trying to school the young hoppers about carrying weight for the family at Jessup. Yeah, it’s a few years here and there, but they can earn a nice bump while they’re in. Plus, the Spanky Organization has suction in City Hall, prolly get ‘em out in no time.

“Sshhh, now listen to me carefully, son. You sayin’ you tired? You gettin soft on me? Well check it- I got some goods on you that I think the po-po would find very interesting. You understand? Yeah, you a pretteh kitteh alright. I bet you’ll meet a big, cross-eyed bobcat in Jessup that’d take real good care of you, make you his WIFE.” - Nutkins

“Sshhh, now listen to me carefully, son. You sayin’ you tired? You gettin soft on me? Well check it- I got some goods on you that I think the po-po would find very interesting. You understand? Yeah, you a pretteh kitteh alright. I bet you’ll meet a big, cross-eyed bobcat in Jessup that’d take real good care of you, make you his WIFE.” - Nutkins

“YO I LOVE BEING BACK AT SCHOOL. AND DID GET YOUR BOOKS? I LOVE BOOKS BECAUSE I WRITE ALL KINDS OF SHIT IN THEM, LIKE DICKS AND BOOBS, HAHA. LOOK AT THE NEW THREADS MY MOMS BOUGHT ME. NOW LETS SKIP CLASS BECAUSE I’M RUNNING THAT CORNER FOR MY DAD SINCE HE’S IN JESSUP. JUST ONE HOUR THEN I’LL TREAT MY CREW TO LAKE TROUT.” -Nutmond

“YO I LOVE BEING BACK AT SCHOOL. AND DID GET YOUR BOOKS? I LOVE BOOKS BECAUSE I WRITE ALL KINDS OF SHIT IN THEM, LIKE DICKS AND BOOBS, HAHA. LOOK AT THE NEW THREADS MY MOMS BOUGHT ME. NOW LETS SKIP CLASS BECAUSE I’M RUNNING THAT CORNER FOR MY DAD SINCE HE’S IN JESSUP. JUST ONE HOUR THEN I’LL TREAT MY CREW TO LAKE TROUT.” -Nutmond

Spanky Barksdale looked at Nutkins-Bell through the prison visitor’s glass. He trusted Nuts, that was his top captain- but he didn’t appreciate having his position questioned.“You serious right now? You think I don’t control what’s going on from here? Nuts- my word here is the same as it is out there! I’m a soldier in here like you a soldier out there. Whether I’m in Jessup or motherfuckin’ Orlando’s getting a lapdance- you’re gonna do what I say, you feel meh? Come on, now! Sheeeeit… so what else is new? You bring me some lake trout?”

Spanky Barksdale looked at Nutkins-Bell through the prison visitor’s glass. He trusted Nuts, that was his top captain- but he didn’t appreciate having his position questioned.

“You serious right now? You think I don’t control what’s going on from here? Nuts- my word here is the same as it is out there! I’m a soldier in here like you a soldier out there. Whether I’m in Jessup or motherfuckin’ Orlando’s getting a lapdance- you’re gonna do what I say, you feel meh? Come on, now! Sheeeeit… so what else is new? You bring me some lake trout?”

This wasn’t the first time Wee-Nuts ended up in Jessup carrying weight for his crew like a good soldier. But something in him snapped- he got word that his son Spankmond joined the Model UN team at school. He decided to bust out of jail on his own- because no po-po, no loud-ass baby mama, and no bump of cash was gonna keep him from seeing that boy debate some motherfuckin current events like a champ. Bet that.

This wasn’t the first time Wee-Nuts ended up in Jessup carrying weight for his crew like a good soldier. But something in him snapped- he got word that his son Spankmond joined the Model UN team at school.

He decided to bust out of jail on his own- because no po-po, no loud-ass baby mama, and no bump of cash was gonna keep him from seeing that boy debate some motherfuckin current events like a champ. Bet that.