Nutkins slinging the scrunchie re-up, eyes peeled for the po-po.
Nutkins nicked the po-po’s surveillance camera at his camp and turned that shit into a necklace.
If Spanky wants to parlez with Nutkins, then he best realize that Nutkins is napping and will handle all propositions in bed. Going to battle for some kibble, or some stupid pussy? Sheeeeeeiiiiiiiiit.
“If they try and come at me, I’ll bring the pain, and I’ll bring it when they least suspect. BELIEVE THAT.” - NUTKINS
You think the cops care about these kitteh bodies popping up everywhere in this citteh? Nutkins has at least 63 bodies on him alone. Look at what he did to Spanky here… he don’t give a fuck. That shit is unseemly.
“Every kitteh has to have a code.” - Nutkins
The kittehs looked on in disbelief. An entire G-pack flushed by the corrupt insider po-po because they didn’t grease his palms on time.
Nutkins has been laying low, looking at purchasing a new haul of burners for his crew. Got to keep those po-po on their toes.
“Fuck did I do? We just stopped for few drinks at Kavanaugh’s- and no I’m not hung over. I’m not.” -Detective McSpanky
The crime scene photos don’t lie. Young Nutkins the snitch got… got.
Detective McSpanky undercover again at a kitteh brothel down by the docks. The wire is hidden in a place where wires should never, ever go. He’s a pro- but there better fucking be a bottle of Jameson on his desk tomorrow, shitbirds.
Who loves to get higher than high? Kittehs.
Mayor Spanketti holding his first press conference in Citteh Hall about the juked stats from the previous administration. Shit is going to change in this town. It has to. And he’s the one to do it.
“I didn’t say shit about having suction at City Hall, I don’t know shit about greasing folks in my campaign with walk-around money, and I don’t know shit about any bribes. I’m just a plain-folk earnestly sanctified political activist. Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoeoooooooooooow.” - State Senator Spanclay Superhands.
“When I need some pusseh, I play some slowjams for the ladies. It helps me get way down in the ho’, heh heh, you know what I’m talking ‘bout.” -Spanky
