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“So I go to the VFW and there’s a new goddamned Union-funded mural about goddamned retarded Union workers on the goddamned docks. They are calling it ‘Angels on The Port Of Baltimore.’ You believe that? With fucking rainbows and shit, too. Those cocksucker shitbirds know I go there every week, and they’re trying to fuck with me again. So here’s what I’m going to do. I’m going to get BALTIMORE POLICE DEPARTMENT stenciled outside their meet spot, and I’m gonna get BPD stationed outside of that crazy shithole bar they all drink at every night. You know, the place with the goddamned ducks? Sobriety tests nightly for each of those shitbirds until they are miserable and sober and want to fucking kill themselves.” -Major Spankislaus Spankchek

“So I go to the VFW and there’s a new goddamned Union-funded mural about goddamned retarded Union workers on the goddamned docks. They are calling it ‘Angels on The Port Of Baltimore.’ You believe that? With fucking rainbows and shit, too. Those cocksucker shitbirds know I go there every week, and they’re trying to fuck with me again. So here’s what I’m going to do. I’m going to get BALTIMORE POLICE DEPARTMENT stenciled outside their meet spot, and I’m gonna get BPD stationed outside of that crazy shithole bar they all drink at every night. You know, the place with the goddamned ducks? Sobriety tests nightly for each of those shitbirds until they are miserable and sober and want to fucking kill themselves.” -Major Spankislaus Spankchek

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